Memo: Beware of the Hutaree!

Is it a monster? No! Is it a new kind of biological device Kim Jong-Il has wired up in his awesomely demented mind in order to kill us all? No, the Hutaree is a Christian Militia training to fight the forces of Satan when they will walk the earth during the Apocalypse. I wish I was kidding of that these guys weren't for real. They are as real, serious and dangerous as it gets. Thanks to Cynical C for bringing them to my attention.

They have a web site, www.hutaree.com which is outdated looking and threatening like any good religious extremist web sites. After all, these guys are warriors of god, not web designers. Let's check out the DOCTRINE OF THE HUTAREE (dramatic chord)...it's not very long...or complicated...

Jesus spoke of the ten virgins in Matthew 25: 1-12. The wise ones took enough oil to last the whole night, just in case the bridegroom was late. The foolish ones took not enough oil to last the whole night and figured that the bridegroom would arrive earlier than he did.

These bridegrooms represent the Christian church of today. The oil, just as Jesus explained, represented faith. If you read the story right, you find out that the people with enough faith to last as long as it might take are the wise ones. They know and believe in the testimony of Christ, even through the darkest and most doubtful of times. This day is soon.

The foolish ones are the ones who expect Christ to arrive too soon. They have brought for themselves only enough oil to last for a short time, having not enough faith to last through the darkest hours. When the time comes for those without enough faith, they will fall to the Anti-Christ’s doctrine. And it will make perfect sense to the whole world; even the elect.

We all as Christians should stand firm in Christ and believe in him until our uttermost end. The testimony must by no means pass away and we must spread the word believing in Christ’s words, even during the end times.

Now when that hour Christ arrives the foolish ones would have already left their waiting mark, their place in Christ. Then when he comes over, trumpets blowing, and clouds flowing, the wise ones will come to him in the clouds and into heaven. The foolish will then remember what they were ‘supposed to do’ and cry out loud to God and knock on heaven’s door. But read and you’ll find that it says that when the door is shut no one enters afterwards. They will knock and he will say, “Away with you, for I know you not.


This doesn't make any sense. The foolish men think the Christ will arrive soon? In the case that foolish would mean running around in the woods with a rifle and shooting at demons, I can understand. From what I can gather from their terrible interpretation of the Bible (one of the easiest book to misinterpret), is that they reserve themselves the right to shoot at people that they identify as demons. They train for an Apocalypse that they will call. Like most fundamentalists I know, they want to call the shots and be the messiahs. I'm not the guy to bash on religion, but the Hutaree are dangerous. What separates these guys from Al-Qaeda beside their religious beliefs?

They also have links to buy some military gear (Christians with guns, huh!) and something called THE BEAST WATCH which doesn't make any sense and doesn't even look serious. Check out this video also where the HUTAREE! are rocking out to gothic rock in the forest:



Have anybody ever told these guys that Goths are rejecting traditional values, which include Jesus and religion? They are also very unlikely to enroll in the HUTAREE! When you'll announce the second coming of Satan to them, they'll nod and say: "Cool"

BEWARE OF THE HUTAREE!