This has been brought to my attention by Failblog this week and I loved it so much, I couldn't let it slide. My vibrant hatred for hipsters hasn't mellowed over the years and whoever wrote this song shares my feelings. No lyrics, just the enchanting melody of a seemingly normal man in a business suit, spewing his visceral hatred with a disarming natural swagger. Here is to some of the most useless wastes of oxygen I have ever seen in my life. Fuck You, Hipsters!