Don't worry, I'm not "closed" closed. It's that time of the year where Josie, Scarlett and I pull the plug, retreat in the forest and recharge our batteries reading good books, watching the films and series we're always too busy for, eating good and drinking wine with friends. We also don't go on the internet much because the signal is filmsy. So, enjoy the time off. I will be back in a week or so with so much on my goddamn mind, it's going to burn a hole in your retina. In the meantime, watch these videos made by my new YouTube obsession Mikey Neumann. The dude is a badass critic. See you in August, beautiful people.